What Takes Longer Than Tying a Bow Tie?

 What Takes Longer Than Tying a Bow Tie?

Okay, we get it! Bow ties get a bad rap because they look "confusing," and yes, in comparison to putting your ethics aside and downloading the latest Coldplay album onto your computer desktop, they do seem like they take forever to tie! So call us dreamers, but we over here at OoOTie think that you can learn how to tie a bow tie long before you trade in your sweet new kicks for a less than flattering pair of orthopedic shoes. 

OoOTie actually believes that there are far more time consuming and less enjoyable daily routines you practice than teaching yourself how to tie a bow tie, which is why we took the liberty in compiling a brief list below. So before listing all the reasons why you shouldn't buy back your swagger in the form of an OoOTie bow tie this holiday season, just remind yourself that it REALLY does take effort to create effortlessly great style!

  

Everyday Activities That Take Longer and Are Less Realistic Goals Than Learning How to Tie a Bow Tie.

 1. Waiting in Line for Your Morning Caffeine Injections

Why wait twenty-five plus minutes only to find out barista, Mike left out your "NECESSARY" three shots of espresso?! Use your time both effectively and wisely and work on your bow tie tying skills in the early morning so that you can dress to impress afternoon barista, Michelle.    

2. Cleaning the Apartment From Top to Bottom

Why clean when you have a light dimmer? OoOTie guarantees that a bright and shiny newly tied bow tie can lighten up any room.

3. Studying For Your Exam on the History of Your Facebook Friends Finals

Really? At least have something in a bow tie form to show for all that hard core procrastination!

4. Sitting in Bumper to Bumper Traffic

Instead of proving to the guy in front of you that you were "blessed" with your father's sailor mouth, get into your zen place with thoughts of how awesome you'll look in your new OoOTie bow tie! 

5. Becoming a Gym Rat

Okay, so you want to work out. Reasonable. But you think if you go to the gym for the next six months for thirty minutes or less that you'll end up with Mike, the Situation-like abs?! Umm...sorry to break it to you, but your time is better spent on having your tie earn that perfect, rock hard, bow tie body.

6. Revealing Facebook/Twitter Status Imposters

Sometimes friends can do bad things. It's better just to accept that people will realize that you didn't just jump out the window because Rose DID in fact let go of Jack after watching Titanic for the first time. It's better to spend your time online elsewhere, can we suggest OoOTie.com?










****So how many tries does it take until you get to the knot of this neck candy? Well, with some good old fashion practice, you might become a fierce competitor for the fastest bow tie tie-er in the greater Boston area, OoOTie's pal, Tyler!